A Gallery: Photography

Why, yes…I did mention photography!

I’ve updated the menu on this page and added a Photo Gallery. Please browse through some of my original landscapes and nature photographs. This gallery is currently for display only. More details¬† about purchasing photographs will be coming in the future.

Click below for an easy link to the page!

Photo Gallery

Hayrake 2015 Watermark

An Observation: Spellbound

Home decor always seems to be in a constant state of transition and trends. One of the major trends of the past few years involves signs.

People spend lots of money filling their homes with signs. Signs with flowery lettering and serenely inspirational quotes. Some of the quotes are easily attributed to their sources: religious, literary, proverbial.

Some signs just consist of a single word: family, love, laughter.

Yeah…I don’t live in that world.

I’ve never been particularly trendy, because that just means I’ll have to redecorate once the trends change. (I cringe when buyers on the house-hunting shows put “granite countertops” and “stainless steel” on their absolute, final make-or-break list.)

I also don’t believe that inspiration necessarily has to come from one flowery word or phrase. Inspiration can take many forms, and it doesn’t have to be the kind that you would associate with easy listening or meditation in a dimly-lit room.

My style of “inspiration” is probably more like “motivation.”

Every time I see improper usage of words like “your” and “you’re,” I’m motivated to fix it.

Inspiration can be blunt.

Therefore, I made a sign of my own.

Spell Check
House Rule #1: Spelling counts.

I’m trying to decide if it’s better suited for the mantel or my home office…

An Introduction

You’d probably like to know why you’re here.

I ask myself that philosophical question at least a dozen times a day.

However, you’re probably thinking more practically than that, so let me give you an idea of what I will be feeding you via this webpage.

Grilled Stuff¬†¬† (That’s not exactly what I’ll be feeding you, so don’t worry.)

I could describe myself in lots of different ways, but I think the best way to put it is that I’m a meticulously observant observer.

Case in point…if you were to create an acronym from that description, it would spell “M.O.O.” However, if you met me in person, you’d never associate the image of “cow” with my petite frame, so I suppose I’d be one of those skinny cows you hear about on the television, and…see what I mean? If it can be overthought, I’ll overthink it.

When social media came along, I finally had an outlet for all of my observations. Facebook was where I discovered my comedic voice. Twitter came along and helped me to choose my words carefully thanks to the character limit. YouTube…well, I haven’t fully utilized YouTube yet, but I’m sure I’ll find a way to embarrass myself there. (If I haven’t already. Everyone has a camera phone these days, so I could be a YouTube sensation for tripping over my own left foot and just not know it…)

As I started compiling these observations and generally refining my wordsmithery, I made the decision to begin working on a manuscript for a book. I’m editing at this point and very excited about the possibilities.

But, I guess you’d still like me to answer that all-important practical yet philosophical question.

Why are you here?

Read some of my stories.

Think about some of my observations.

Rest assured that grammatical correct-ness still exists…or, yeah.

Check out my landscape photography (and maybe buy a print or four).

Follow an eclectic hodgepodge of hobbies.

Laugh.

See, the thing is, I just want to make you (yes, you) smile. If you enjoy my webpage, great! If not…don’t tell anyone you don’t like it. Instead, tell a friend who might actually like it that they should really give it a read and…

I’ll stop now. In the meantime, I’m going to continue working on the page.

Welcome, enjoy, and have a lovely…whatever time of day it is.