You’d probably like to know why you’re here.
I ask myself that philosophical question at least a dozen times a day.
However, you’re probably thinking more practically than that, so let me give you an idea of what I will be feeding you via this webpage.
(That’s not exactly what I’ll be feeding you, so don’t worry.)
I could describe myself in lots of different ways, but I think the best way to put it is that I’m a meticulously observant observer.
Case in point…if you were to create an acronym from that description, it would spell “M.O.O.” However, if you met me in person, you’d never associate the image of “cow” with my petite frame, so I suppose I’d be one of those skinny cows you hear about on the television, and…see what I mean? If it can be overthought, I’ll overthink it.
When social media came along, I finally had an outlet for all of my observations. Facebook was where I discovered my comedic voice. Twitter came along and helped me to choose my words carefully thanks to the character limit. YouTube…well, I haven’t fully utilized YouTube yet, but I’m sure I’ll find a way to embarrass myself there. (If I haven’t already. Everyone has a camera phone these days, so I could be a YouTube sensation for tripping over my own left foot and just not know it…)
As I started compiling these observations and generally refining my wordsmithery, I made the decision to begin working on a manuscript for a book. I’m editing at this point and very excited about the possibilities.
But, I guess you’d still like me to answer that all-important practical yet philosophical question.
Why are you here?
Read some of my stories.
Think about some of my observations.
Rest assured that grammatical correct-ness still exists…or, yeah.
Check out my landscape photography (and maybe buy a print or four).
Follow an eclectic hodgepodge of hobbies.
See, the thing is, I just want to make you (yes, you) smile. If you enjoy my webpage, great! If not…don’t tell anyone you don’t like it. Instead, tell a friend who might actually like it that they should really give it a read and…
I’ll stop now. In the meantime, I’m going to continue working on the page.
Welcome, enjoy, and have a lovely…whatever time of day it is.