I’m an observer by nature. It’s what I do. I can’t help but question my surroundings, even if I keep most of those observations to myself.
However, some observations are just begging to be shared. In this case, I feel as though an explanation is warranted.
(Author’s Note: I haven’t done much research into this one, which is where all three of my faithful readers can help me.)
Instead of going into a long, detailed description, I’m just going to jump right in and leave this right here for you to consider:
Yes, this is bath tissue. Yes, it’s recycled, which isn’t uncommon.
Help me out here, though, with the brand name.
Is it the seventh generation of this particular paper? Is it the seventh generation of a family business involved in the industry? OR…is it a combination of the two? I mean, are the rolls sitting in the bag talking to one another about the generations before them or their current situation?
“Umm…I thought I was going to the Kleenex factory.”
“My great-grandfather went to college. He was in a notebook.”
“I wanted to travel the world as an envelope.”
Sure, I have plenty of questions of my own. I don’t know if I feel like plunging into all of them, though. However, if anyone feels like volunteering an explanation, by all means, I’d love to hear it.