A Short List: Things I HAVE Seen Lately

Author’s Note: Sorry it’s not more exciting. But, instead of lamenting all of the things I haven’t seen lately, I made a list of a few things I have.

  1. The stop sign at the end of my street.
  2. Snails.
  3. My sewing machine, otherwise known as That Thing I Have To Fix Every Five Minutes Because I’ve Only Recently Started Using It Again After It Spent Two Years in Storage.
  4. My resident kitchen gnome.
  5. My kitchen sink.
  6. My kitchen.
  7. (You can’t help but like the gnome.)
  8. (I’m a little jealous of the gnome, though.)
  9. (For starters, he has better hair than I do.)
  10. (And a really cool hat.)
  11. (He does have to stand up all the time, though.)
  12. (And smile, even if he might not always feel like smiling. He watches me “cook,” after all. Not a pretty sight.)
  13. (“Gnome” is an odd word once you’ve said it over and over several times.)
  14. (I got sidetracked. Where was I?)
  15. (Oh. Stuff I’ve seen.)
  16. A bag of potatoes next to my kitchen gnome.
Cute little fella.